| me: | why the fuck can't i have a penis |
| me: | why the fuck does everyone feel the need to piss me off |
| me: | why the fuck is food so beautiful |
| me: | why the fuck do i need to go to the bathroom all the time |
| me: | why the fuck don't guys have to go through this shit |
| me: | why the fuck is world war 2 going on in my stomach right now |
| me: | when the fuck is menopause |
